Wholesome childhood games. Catastrophic stakes. Adorable little blobs who, frankly, signed something they didn't read. Outlast the Game Master's mystery gauntlet and walk off with the Marbles. Everyone else leaves in a tasteful pink-ribboned box.
◍ 0·0 crowns·Fresh Meat
🔒 Tap a locked blob to buy it with ◍ Marbles — earned the honest way, by outliving your friends.
Reconnecting… don't panic…
The Games (your itinerary) ◍
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Red Light, Green Light
Move on green. Freeze on red. The Doll does not do warnings.
❄️
Freeze Tag
Freeze your enemies. Thaw your friends. Sob at the buzzer.
🫂
Mingle
Form a group of exactly the right size. Make friends or make peace with it.
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Glass Stepping Stones
One tile holds. One doesn't. Gamble with your feet.
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Tug of War
Mash to pull. The losing team tests gravity.
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RPS Minus One
Throw two. Drop one. Outthink a stranger or die trying.
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Killer Jump Rope
Jump in rhythm. The rope is patient. You are not.
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Boomerang Brawl
Throw, dodge, grab questionable powerups. Last blob standing.
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Dodgeball
Two teams, one line, a tasteful hail of rubber. Last team standing.
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Musical Chairs
When the music stops, grab a seat. Or grab a clue.
🎁
Secret Santa Sabotage
A gift in the dark. Guess the giver, or pay for the gesture.
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Prop Hunt
Become the furniture. One blob has a sword and a quota.
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Chutes & Ladders
Climb the ladders. Dread the snakes. Pray to the dice.
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Simon Says
Do exactly as you're told. Fumble, freeze up, or twitch — and you're done.
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Keepy Uppy
Keep your balloon off the floor. Pop everyone else's. Teamwork!™
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King of the Lava Islands
The floor is lava. The islands are sinking. The crown is petty.